Monday, November 28, 2011
I thought, foolishly, that I had settled into a space most safe. But nay! Once joined, and then again, and again; vile pursuers on all sides, and I, penned, trapped, afraid. I fled their midst and sought safe shelter, but was dogged by yet darker phantoms - and when they had me all surrounded I cried out "Villains!" and beat my fist upon my chest in futile anger. "Know thou not the rule?! When space permits, ever there must be one empty urinal betwixt us!"