Pyjama Bottoms

When Derek was three, he received his first pair of pyjama bottoms. When he was five, he loudly decreed that he would never take them off. When he reached eight, his parents realized that Derek wasn't lying. At twelve he was bullied; at fifteen ignored; at seventeen, briefly, Derek became a fashion icon. Now Derek works at home, and his pyjama bottoms work with him. Theirs is the healthiest relationship Derek will ever have.